Google Play ratings
5,995
- Average rating
- 4.2
- Installs
- 100K+
First reading taken Aug 9, 2026 — the chart appears once there are two.
Mobile game · 2016
Haywire Hospital
As Chief Administrator of Haywire Hospital, you’ll need to hire the galaxy’s best doctors to cure the galaxy’s wildest illnesses! On top of that, you’ll be rolling in coins, butter and sardines. How marvelous! In addition, we’ll help you find the love of your dreams and achieve your life’s greatest goals!
Estimated daily players
~7400.0% no change vs one week ago
Range 74–4.4K
Estimated total players
~15,0000.0% no change vs one week ago
Range 7.4K–30K
Estimates, not counts — nobody publishes real player numbers for mobile games, so these are modelled from public signals. How we work them out
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What the estimate rests on
- Google Play 66%
- App Store 34%
Player estimates
Nobody publishes how many people play Haywire Hospital, so these figures are modelled from the public counts on Google Play, App Store. Each count stands in a roughly known ratio to a population — one Play rating per ~45 players, one Steam review per ~35 owners — and the estimates below combine those readings, weighted by how much each source can be trusted to speak for the whole game. Read the range as the answer and the headline as its middle.
Estimated daily players
~740
0.0% no change vs one week agoRange 74 – 4.4K
No source reports a live count for this game, so this is a share of the total player base — a genre assumption rather than an observation, which is why the range is wide.
Estimated total players
~15,000
0.0% no change vs one week agoRange 7.4K – 30K
Everyone who has ever played, from the cumulative counts: store ratings and installs, Steam reviews, members and subscribers.
Estimated total players over time
2 readings · last 2 days
Average estimated players per month
| Month | Estimated total players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| August 2026 | ~52,000 | — |
Community activity
Last checked Aug 9, 2026
Store signals
How many people have rated, reviewed or installed Haywire Hospital where it is sold.
Not tracked for Haywire Hospital: Steam, Discord, Reddit, YouTube, Twitch. A platform appears here once the game has a link to it — most mobile games have no Steam port or subreddit, so a gap is normal rather than a sign the game is small.
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Frequently asked questions
How many people play Haywire Hospital?
We estimate that about 15,000 people have played Haywire Hospital — plausibly between 7.4K and 30K. Around 740 of them play on a given day, in a range of 74 and 4.4K. Both figures are modelled from public counts on Google Play and App Store rather than published by the developer, so read them as a scale rather than as a headcount.
Is Haywire Hospital still active?
Yes. Haywire Hospital is holding steady — it measured within a percent of where it was a week ago. We recheck every source daily, and the charts on this page show each platform's readings over time.
How are the Haywire Hospital player estimates worked out?
Nobody publishes player counts for mobile games, so we infer them. Each public count we can read is converted into a population using a documented ratio — roughly one Google Play rating per 45 people who played, one Steam review per 35 owners, one Discord member per 40 players — and the live counts (Steam concurrents, members online, Twitch viewers) are converted the same way into a daily figure. Those separate estimates are then averaged in proportion to how much each source can be trusted, which is why sources that disagree widen the published range instead of cancelling out. This page is built on 2 readings taken since August 8, 2026.
When was Haywire Hospital released?
Haywire Hospital was released on January 14, 2016 for Android and iOS.
What platforms is Haywire Hospital available on?
Haywire Hospital is available on Android and iOS. You can get it from Google Play, App Store (iPhone) and App Store.
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