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Mobile game · 2015

Please, Don't Touch Anything

Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing simulation. Covering for a colleague who is taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is push that damn button. Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many.

Estimated daily players

~840.0% no change vs one week ago

Range 42180

Estimated total players

~24,0000.0% no change vs one week ago

Range 11K200K

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Estimates, not counts — nobody publishes real player numbers for mobile games, so these are modelled from public signals. How we work them out

Oct 21, 2015AndroidiOSPEGI AOESRB 18ACB M

What the estimate rests on

  • Google Play 45%
  • Steam 31%
  • App Store 24%

Player estimates

Nobody publishes how many people play Please, Don't Touch Anything, so these figures are modelled from the public counts on Google Play, App Store, Steam, Twitch. Each count stands in a roughly known ratio to a population — one Play rating per ~45 players, one Steam review per ~35 owners — and the estimates below combine those readings, weighted by how much each source can be trusted to speak for the whole game. Read the range as the answer and the headline as its middle.

Estimated daily players

~84

0.0% no change vs one week ago

Range 42180

Built from the live counts: Steam concurrents, Discord and Reddit members online, Twitch viewers.

Estimated total players

~24,000

0.0% no change vs one week ago

Range 11K200K

Everyone who has ever played, from the cumulative counts: store ratings and installs, Steam reviews, members and subscribers.

Estimated total players over time

2 readings · last 2 days

Estimated daily players over time

from live counts

Average estimated players per month

Mean estimated total players for Please, Don't Touch Anything per calendar month, newest first
MonthEstimated total playersChange
August 2026~23,000

Community activity

Last checked Aug 9, 2026

Store signals

How many people have rated, reviewed or installed Please, Don't Touch Anything where it is sold.

Google Play ratings

243

Average rating
4.4
Installs
10K+

First reading taken Aug 9, 2026 — the chart appears once there are two.

Ratings left on the Android listing. It is the broadest signal in the catalogue — about half of all games here have a Play page.

App Store ratings

374

0.0% no change vs Aug 8, 2026
Average rating
3.8

Ratings left on the iOS listing, read from Apple’s public lookup endpoint.

Steam players in game

10

Reviews
5,580

First reading taken Aug 9, 2026 — the chart appears once there are two.

Only the games with a PC port appear here, but where Steam does report it is a real concurrent-player count rather than a proxy for one.

Community signals

How many people gather around Please, Don't Touch Anything outside the stores — members, subscribers and live viewers.

Twitch viewers

0

Live channels
0

First reading taken Aug 9, 2026 — the chart appears once there are two.

People watching this game on Twitch right now, summed across every live channel in its category.

Not tracked for Please, Don't Touch Anything: Discord, Reddit, YouTube. A platform appears here once the game has a link to it — most mobile games have no Steam port or subreddit, so a gap is normal rather than a sign the game is small.

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Frequently asked questions

How many people play Please, Don't Touch Anything?

We estimate that about 24,000 people have played Please, Don't Touch Anything — plausibly between 11K and 200K. Around 84 of them play on a given day, in a range of 42 and 180. Both figures are modelled from public counts on Google Play, App Store, Steam and Twitch rather than published by the developer, so read them as a scale rather than as a headcount.

Is Please, Don't Touch Anything still active?

Yes. Please, Don't Touch Anything is holding steady — it measured within a percent of where it was a week ago. We recheck every source daily, and the charts on this page show each platform's readings over time.

How are the Please, Don't Touch Anything player estimates worked out?

Nobody publishes player counts for mobile games, so we infer them. Each public count we can read is converted into a population using a documented ratio — roughly one Google Play rating per 45 people who played, one Steam review per 35 owners, one Discord member per 40 players — and the live counts (Steam concurrents, members online, Twitch viewers) are converted the same way into a daily figure. Those separate estimates are then averaged in proportion to how much each source can be trusted, which is why sources that disagree widen the published range instead of cancelling out. This page is built on 2 readings taken since August 8, 2026.

When was Please, Don't Touch Anything released?

Please, Don't Touch Anything was released on October 21, 2015 for Android and iOS.

What platforms is Please, Don't Touch Anything available on?

Please, Don't Touch Anything is available on Android and iOS. You can get it from Google Play and App Store (iPhone).

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