Google Play ratings
243
- Average rating
- 4.4
- Installs
- 10K+
First reading taken Aug 9, 2026 — the chart appears once there are two.
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Mobile game · 2015
Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing simulation. Covering for a colleague who is taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious panel which only component is a red button. And since you’ve clearly been instructed not to touch anything, the only thing you want to do now is push that damn button. Push it and expect to be held liable for any unintended aftermath. And there will be many.
Estimated daily players
Range 42–180
Estimated total players
Range 11K–200K
Estimates, not counts — nobody publishes real player numbers for mobile games, so these are modelled from public signals. How we work them out
Nobody publishes how many people play Please, Don't Touch Anything, so these figures are modelled from the public counts on Google Play, App Store, Steam, Twitch. Each count stands in a roughly known ratio to a population — one Play rating per ~45 players, one Steam review per ~35 owners — and the estimates below combine those readings, weighted by how much each source can be trusted to speak for the whole game. Read the range as the answer and the headline as its middle.
Estimated daily players
~84
0.0% no change vs one week agoRange 42 – 180
Built from the live counts: Steam concurrents, Discord and Reddit members online, Twitch viewers.
Estimated total players
~24,000
0.0% no change vs one week agoRange 11K – 200K
Everyone who has ever played, from the cumulative counts: store ratings and installs, Steam reviews, members and subscribers.
2 readings · last 2 days
from live counts
| Month | Estimated total players | Change |
|---|---|---|
| August 2026 | ~23,000 | — |
Last checked Aug 9, 2026
How many people have rated, reviewed or installed Please, Don't Touch Anything where it is sold.
How many people gather around Please, Don't Touch Anything outside the stores — members, subscribers and live viewers.
Not tracked for Please, Don't Touch Anything: Discord, Reddit, YouTube. A platform appears here once the game has a link to it — most mobile games have no Steam port or subreddit, so a gap is normal rather than a sign the game is small.
We estimate that about 24,000 people have played Please, Don't Touch Anything — plausibly between 11K and 200K. Around 84 of them play on a given day, in a range of 42 and 180. Both figures are modelled from public counts on Google Play, App Store, Steam and Twitch rather than published by the developer, so read them as a scale rather than as a headcount.
Yes. Please, Don't Touch Anything is holding steady — it measured within a percent of where it was a week ago. We recheck every source daily, and the charts on this page show each platform's readings over time.
Nobody publishes player counts for mobile games, so we infer them. Each public count we can read is converted into a population using a documented ratio — roughly one Google Play rating per 45 people who played, one Steam review per 35 owners, one Discord member per 40 players — and the live counts (Steam concurrents, members online, Twitch viewers) are converted the same way into a daily figure. Those separate estimates are then averaged in proportion to how much each source can be trusted, which is why sources that disagree widen the published range instead of cancelling out. This page is built on 2 readings taken since August 8, 2026.
Please, Don't Touch Anything was released on October 21, 2015 for Android and iOS.
Please, Don't Touch Anything is available on Android and iOS. You can get it from Google Play and App Store (iPhone).
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